A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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