I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Feminism.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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