This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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John Cena for president

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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