How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

sorry got to poo

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

who is awesome? no one...

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Mormons having fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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