Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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