what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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