What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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