you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Once upon a time

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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