What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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