What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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