- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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