- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

A woman leaves the kitchen.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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