- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

William wright is Gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??