- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

John Cena for president

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Ben Corbishley

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

hard cheese

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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