Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Diarrhea

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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