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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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