Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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