- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

William wright is Gay

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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