- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Muslim athletes.

What did death say to life? Go die

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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