How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

who is awesome? no one...

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Replacement Referees

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

* anti-punchline

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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