Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Smelly Indians.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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