- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

A person from Singapore eats

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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