What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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7+5=12

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Your Mom!!!

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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