What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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