- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

bryden is a faggot

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Rick santorum

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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