Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Gustavo Andrade

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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MySpace.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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