- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

eh

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

in soviet russia, cow milks you

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Diarrhea

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

My kids are mistakes.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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