- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Your Mom!!!

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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