I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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