Justin Bieber

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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gay people

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Queens Park rangers

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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