- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

thomas!!!!

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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