Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Gustavo Andrade

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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