hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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sdfrgtyuki

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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