- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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