What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Not a joke.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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gay people

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Queens Park rangers

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Justin Bieber

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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