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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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