- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Weed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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