You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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