Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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