- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

politically correct!

obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

lybia

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Feminism.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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