- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What's 9 + 10 19

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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