What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

VAL SUCKS

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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