You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A train poops its pants.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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