Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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