- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Are you a tree

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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