- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

You will not press the like button.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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