- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Who's Micheal Jackson?

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

What happen? Idk...

Students, please find the surface integral.

i hate black people

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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