How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

2 Penises

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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