- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a joke? you.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

well use a tissue!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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