Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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