Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Poop...

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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