What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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no really what are ur names?

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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