- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Women's Rights.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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