Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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punchline below punchline above

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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womens rights.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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