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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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