What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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The Moon Landing.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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honest politician

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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