no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...