- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Women's rights...

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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