- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you call a black man? Black

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

This statement is false.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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