a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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