- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Jews

Coldpaly is a good band

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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