- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has u seen my grammar?

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Is maynaise an instrument?

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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