Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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