Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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