Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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