What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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