- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Penis

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Do you love me? No.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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