What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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