- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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