q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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