- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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