- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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