- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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