Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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