- Anti Joke

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Stop procrastinating.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.