I am very humble.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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WNBA

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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The WNBA

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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