Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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