- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

MySpace.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

I grunt when I poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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