- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What can fly? Lots of things

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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