When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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retard

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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darude- sandstorm

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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