- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

who's a slut... you're mom

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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