I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Burp

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Women's Rights.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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