- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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