What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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