whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

my gave me a game i said thank you

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Women drivers...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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