- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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