- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What did Washington say to California? WC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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