- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Today is March 22.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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