Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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don't read this

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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