How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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don't read this

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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