- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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