- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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