What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Anti Joke

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