What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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