Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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