anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Women's Rights

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Vagina Boob

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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