- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Do your parents know you're gay?

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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