- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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