Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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