Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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