LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

your life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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