Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Latvia isn't a joke

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why can't february march Because april may

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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