- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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