- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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