- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Today is March 22.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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