How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Poop!!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Poop.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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