- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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