Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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