- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Women's Rights

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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