Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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