Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

troll----> hahaha---->

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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