An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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You're tall.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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